Wednesday, January 26, 2011

When Dreams Come True...

Everyone has dreams. From the our adolescent years till our final days....we're always dreaming of something. However, often times, dreams don't exactly work out quite as we had hoped. I thought I'd take this opportunity to "illustrate" a couple of my dreams....and how they've turned out.


When I was little, bedtime was the worst thing ever. I did everything I could to avoid going to bed. I'd sneak out of my bed, I'd need a glass of water, I'd have to go to the bathroom...whatever I could think of. Having no bedtime is the dream of many kids. I don't know exactly what they are expecting, but it usually goes a little like this....


The Dream....No Bedtime!!!


The Reality....



P.S. It's a couch. I'm not an artist...deal with it.



On to the next one, the fancy car. Every teenager, even some adults dream of owning and driving a fancy/luxury/sports car. Here's how that dream pans out...

The Dream...


And....the reality.




So to everyone out there, don't be discouraged, follow your dreams. Just grab a cup of coffee on the way and don't forget your wallet.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Little Miss Quoted...





There's a lot of famous quotes out there. Some are inspirational, some are funny and some are sad. I thought I'd take this opportunity to share a few lesser known quotes from some well known people.

Whispering to his friend upon first sight of Rihanna- "I'd hit that" -Chris Brown

After seeing the "leaked" photo he allegedly sent- "Aren't things supposed to look bigger on camera?" -Brett Favre

Responding to his accident and behavior- "I plan to work on my driving, I've been focusing too much on my putz" -Tiger Woods

"Oh man, does anyone else feel really ill all of a sudden" -hundreds of birds in Arkansas

During his first appearance as a judge on Iron Chef, with chicken as the secret ingredient- "This tastes just like ear". -Mike Tyson

And my favorite of all time....

At Intern orientation at the white house- "I was thinking we could try a little political role play......I'll be Fidel Castro, and you can be the Humidor." -Bill Clinton