6 words...

Schnoozle received a book from my mother for Christmas/Hanukkah called "Not Quite What I Was Planning", Six Word Memoirs... Essentially a number of writers were asked to to sum up their life into six words. We thought this was a pretty neat concept and definitely recommend the book.

I've decided to take that a step further and write my own 6 word memoir...for other people.


Here is a totally random list I just made up in no particular order. I even added some pictures to make it more fun.



Amy Winehouse- "Maybe I Should've stayed in Rehab"




Jon Stewart- "I look like who? Who's JewBoy?"

My Dad- "Funniest Middle Aged Jewish Accountant Ever"

Oprah Winfrey- "Thin, Fat, Thin, Fat, Who cares?"



Hugh Heffner- "Best life ever, Thank you Viagra"

My Sister- "Not my fault, he did it"



Schnoozle- "What did I get myself into?"

Osama Bin Laden- "Current worldwide hide and seek champion"

My Neice- "I learned it from Uncle JewBoy"

Vanilla Ice- "One hit wonder, ice melts fast"



My Mom- "JewBoy, JEWBOY! Get down from there"

George Washington- "One Cherry tree, get over it"


Every catholic priest- "Worst typo ever, should say celebRate"




I think that's enough for now, I could go on and on. Ok, one more...

_____ posted the best memoir comment

So, who's it gonna be?