Monday, March 30, 2009

Still Can't Fix Stupid...

So I got an email today that just made me shake my head in disbelief. It was from a dealership where I took my big car for an oil change not too long ago. Apparently the general manager had the brilliant marketing idea to send a crafty email to all of their service customers. Fair enough. Unfortunately, this is the e-turd that he composed and sent out. It was just too easy and I couldn't resist, so I sent the reply you see below. I have changed the names to protect the innocent. (and when I say innocent, I mean stupid)

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The brilliance:



My Reply:



I know it's hard to believe, but I have not yet received a response from Mr. Bagadonuts. I have a pretty good feeling I won't.


On a side note, the blog has made me a whopping $1.49 so far today. Thanks everyone and keep clicking!!! (yes mom, these ads are ok to click on...just close them after they open)

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

It is hard to believe that no one checks these out before mailing.So much for his high school English education. If you get a couple of those "free" cars, I could use one.
M

KJ said...

so you actually sent it eh? nice job. I've always wanted to do that but never had the guts. One time I got a similar email saying "there is a shortage of 1996 Lexus ES300s that we are trying to locate some to buy from you..." lol

jschettini said...

it sounds like my 7th graders wrote that. actually wait...that is still quite a bit above their ability.