Sunday, March 8, 2009

That's A Lot Of Hot Air...

In my endless effort to make things more efficient, I have come up with another Mydea. Like I mentioned in Half and Half's, everything seems to be getting combined lately...especially in the bathroom. Shampoo that conditions, soap that moisturizes, toothpaste with mouthwash, you get the idea. Well, why not go one step further? Why not make the the entire process of showering more efficient. Right now, you get in, get wet, get clean, then get out, towel off and then (mostly for women) blow dry your hair. Well, I figured out a way to make the whole process better.

I call it the Showair. (shah-where) Like the laundry machines in Europe that wash and dry the clothing in the same machine, this is the same idea. It sprays water, for showering. Then it blows hot air to dry you off. No towels needed. Think of the benefit to the environment!

You would enter the shower as normal. See the illustration below of JewBoy shampooing his hair.




Then, once you are all squeaky clean. You would switch the Showair setting from water to air. It would blow out hot air and dry you off completely. No need to use a towel. No need to leave the nice warm shower and go into the cold air of the bathroom. Plus, using towels means more laundry and I hate doing laundry.




Added bonus: Since there is no more need for towels, there is a better chance of Schnoozle walking around Nudies. Sweet.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

you forgot how most ladies need to style their hair while blow-drying. So you need to add a "round" brush to the shower wall. Then it would be perfect.
GG

jschettini said...

change "father" to "further".

melissa o said...

I agree with GG - you most definitely need a moveable nozzle and round brush.

jschettini said...

you also need to change "plue" to "plus"

Anonymous said...

i love the huge black sensor bar. its really funny!