So the other day a co worker asked, "Why do bluetooth headsets have a blue light? Who is that for?" It's a good point. The person who is using it can't see it, so why bother making it light up? It made me wonder about some other things. Here's a few...
Why are they called T-Shirts, but not V-Shorts, or even V-Pants? I mean after all, they're just as much a V as a shirt is a T.
When person A is talking on the phone and can't hear person B on the other end, why does person A talk louder? I always ask people "Are you talking louder because you can't hear them?"
Why does everyone on a conference call insist on asking the host "How are you?" Even though they just heard the 10 other people ask them the same question? On that same line of thinking, why does the answer change? (good, not bad, pretty good, doing great) Seriously, it's only been like 10 seconds.
How is that after all these years, there are still not any words that rhyme with orange? You'd think someone would have come up with something by now. Come to think of it, there aren't really any words that rhyme with Schnoozle either. I should have planned better...it makes it hard to sing songs about her. I'll keep working on it.
Bonus point to anyone who has the Del Shannon song Runaway stuck in their head from reading the title. Wanna hear it? Click Here.
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i think you have one too many "wahs" in the title. sorry i have been neglecting my editorial duties. ill get back on it this week now that everything has settled down
I think that Schnoozle used her noodle by not buying you a poodle.
So much for not being able to rhyme her name.
DS
Very entertaining today.
As to rhyming. Noodle and poodle do not rhyme with Schnoozle. But you can take a lesson from Dr.Seuss and use nonsense words like 'bluezle,choozle,ka-noozle or
phabloozle.
M
how about f-youzle?
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