This is the hairbrush:
As you can see, it's full of hair. Ugh.
So this is what happens to JewBoy:
I use the hairbrush and Schnoozle's hair comes out of it and gets into my hair. Then I have random long hairs stuck in my hair and I have to pull them out and it tickles...especially around my ear. I try to pull the hair out of the brush, but it's a pain in the ass.
So as usual, I have devised a brilliant solution. I call it the RemoovHair. It's a hairbrush that automatically removes the hair that gets stuck in it.
See below:
It's a normal hairbrush with a switch that slides up and down. When it slides up, it makes the metal band under the brush part push up against the base of the bristles. The base of the bristles slides up the bristles and pushes all the hair out.
Looks like this:
Viola! The hair pops out of the brush and it's clean and ready for JewBoy to use. No more annoying long hairs that tickle my ear. And NO! I am not going to buy my own hairbrush. You should know by now that I'm way to cheap for that.
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Or you could buy your own hairbrush. That you each have your own. No more long hairs on your head although you might want to start saving those to cover the bald spot...
Well, now I know what to get you for your next birthday.But I think your cheapness is getting a little out of control.Perhaps you could sell one of these ideas and make yourself some extra cash for little things like hairbrushes. AND doesn't Schnoozle mind you using her brush?
M
have you ever had one of those long hairs wrapped around your weiner? oh and i am about to revoke your "guy card"...first you remember 6 month anniversaries and now you use a hairbrush. thats why we have hands...duh
hate to tell you this, they already make that brush. i have a round brush that you can click and the teeth retract. this way if the hair gets tangled in the brush, you can fix it without pulling. also easier to clean that way.
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